I was once asked for my autograph in the shower on one of my rare visits to the gym. I was washing my hair, facing the wall, when I was tapped on the shoulder so already it’s quite inappropriate. I turned round and there was another naked man standing there with a piece of paper. And I think ‘if you can’t see how inappropriate this is, I am just going to have to play along’ so I took the paper, which is slowly becoming mulch, and carved my name in it.

(Source: clarassouffle, via winterinthetardis)