splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via aussietonkin)



imsirius:

I have a tiny cameo in Judd Apatow’s new movie that involves a large amount of dogs x

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15 hours ago | 59,753 notes (originally from imsirius)
#lol #daniel radcliffe #better with queue



abeckoningcat:

lokimau5:

#dis bitch

I don’t reblog much Loki stuff, but that was one of my favorite moments.  His face, you guys.

"…I’ve been here THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS…”

(Source: paulwelsey, via ladyhacksaway)

5 days ago | 177,945 notes (originally from paulwelsey)
#lol #the plight of loki laufeyson #mcu

1 week ago | 8,271 notes (originally from thebstack)
#lol #truth #guardians of the galaxy



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[x]

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12 months ago | 122,228 notes (originally from ylvisedits)
#lol #ilu ellen

"The family tree’s like a fucking wreath."

+ Michael Raymond-James (x)

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goldefy:

seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy

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1 year ago | 288,857 notes (originally from vehlevet)
#lol #embarrassingly relevant

ohai-mg:

talkingmime:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine being in this and a zombie apocalypse just comes out of nowhere.

There are two kinds of people.

ohai-mg:

talkingmime:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine being in this and a zombie apocalypse just comes out of nowhere.

There are two kinds of people.

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tea-and-tumblr:

you know you’re getting older when the marriages on facebook aren’t fake

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1 year ago | 12,560 notes (originally from tea-and-tumblr)
#lol

cloysterbell:

omfgcate:

cloysterbell:

Can we please have an episode of DW where the TARDIS accidentally lands at ComicCon and the Doctor spends the entire time battling Daleks that turn out to be people in costume and gets confused when there are 100 copies of him and his past regenerations running around and tries to pilot a prop TARDIS or something?

and then he sees a really good rose cosplay and tries to make out with her

EXCUSE YOU DON’T BRING THIS POST BACK.

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confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

image

HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

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1 year ago | 181,465 notes (originally from confusedtree-deactivated2013092)
#welp #i laughed #a lot #random #lol