Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
#lol #I see whatchu did there #better with queue
I have a tiny cameo in Judd Apatow’s new movie that involves a large amount of dogs x
#lol #parks and rec #this show is so grrrreaat #ron swanson is shameless pass it on #better with queue
I don’t reblog much Loki stuff, but that was one of my favorite moments. His face, you guys.
"…I’ve been here THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS…”
#lol #this cast tho #they're why i started watching this show #teen wolf
#lol #I enjoyed this movie far more than I anticipated #it ran a ~little long tho #batman stole the show tbh
+ Michael Raymond-James (x)
#lol #yeah #srsly tho #it's a hot mess #once upon a time
seriously the amount of time I spend just imagining and re-imagining totally made-up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy
Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?
Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.
Imagine being in this and a zombie apocalypse just comes out of nowhere.
There are two kinds of people.
#lol #i am more the former but i am pretty sure there's a hole in the side #so bugs could get in #unless you invented a lid/cover #which would be rad ngl #random
you know you’re getting older when the marriages on facebook aren’t fake
Can we please have an episode of DW where the TARDIS accidentally lands at ComicCon and the Doctor spends the entire time battling Daleks that turn out to be people in costume and gets confused when there are 100 copies of him and his past regenerations running around and tries to pilot a prop TARDIS or something?
and then he sees a really good rose cosplay and tries to make out with her
EXCUSE YOU DON’T BRING THIS POST BACK.
#lol #i need this in my life ngl #doctor who #fandom has some pretty supreme ideas sometimes
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
#welp #i laughed #a lot #random #lol